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Tuesday, November 30th

November FLATEOTM


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November FLATEOTM

Quote: Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity. - Frank William Leahy, football coach (1908-1973)

Maynard on 11.30.04 @ 03:24 PM MST [link] [No Comments]


What does 'Korosho' mean?


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What does 'Korosho' mean?

I'd like to ask that of the Commissar, unless someone can provide me a definition. He's got another show trial going, and everyone involved is up on more bravo sierra charges.

It occurs to me that he has not, to my knowledge, ever linked to comic books like That Godless Communism or poor, disillusioned Pavlik Morozov. Little wonder, since the truth found within these links deflates the senseless claims of the Bourgeois Proletariats! Long Live Capitalism!
Maynard on 11.30.04 @ 03:18 PM MST [link] [No Comments]


Monday, November 29th

Got Another Mtn. Lion Rug


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Got Another Mtn. Lion Rug

Previous lion stories on MM.Net

State biologist kills lion on Catalinas trail
KOLD coverage (local CBS)

Some friendly advice from the Tucson Citizen (with commentary):

The only bad thing about this is that the animal's pelt will likey be destroyed. It should become a rug in the home of the biologist who shot it. Also unfortunate is the possibility that people will think the threat is gone and will still go out into nature unprepared for its assaults against them.
Maynard on 11.29.04 @ 02:15 PM MST [link] [No Comments]


War Words - Fusillade


U.S. Military
War Words - Fusillade

Fusillade

Usage: The bullets whined and whistled, my companions fell, and death was in the air, but at last we made them give way, only to receive a mighty fusillade from a third regiment, flanking us on the left and right, and firing as they went. - John Ritland, The John Ritland Memoirs

Maynard on 11.29.04 @ 11:29 AM MST [link] [No Comments]


The Thanksgiving Weekend


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The Thanksgiving Weekend

In case you're wondering, I received a Home Depot gift certificate, a grill, a DVD of It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, The Hornblower Companion by C.S. Forester, and The Naval War of 1812, by Theodore Roosevelt. Thank you all.

Working backwards through the weekend, Jen & I went shooting on Saturday, working towards our Pistol Qualification NRA rating. We both earned four targets towards the Pro Marksman rating (ten are needed). It would have been more, but I wasn't reading the requirements as closely as I should have been. Oh well. Ammo is relatively cheap.

We went to the UA-ASU football game this weekend, which was exciting, for once in the season. Mike Stoops gets to keep his job because the Cats defeated the Devils, which knocked them out of one particular bowl game opportunity, so I'm told. We saw the marching band perform their Talking Heads show for the last time, which was enjoyable. Erin (Jen's sister) and Marybeth (my sister) are in the band, as well as a guy we know from church. An excellent show, all around.

Thanksgiving was perfect, in every sense of the word. We frosted the turkey in butter and roasted it in the oven. It came out marvelously. Next year, we fry. The potatoes were garlicy, just the way I like them, and the pumpkin pie was excellent. Jennifer introduced me to her family's Thanksgiving comfort food, cream cheeze+walnuts+green jello. I didn't partake, given my vehement hatred of cream cheeze. The football game (Dallas vs. Chicago) was a bonus, given how the Cowboys have been doing as of late.

Maynard on 11.29.04 @ 11:23 AM MST [link] [No Comments]


Reflections on the Passage of Time



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Reflections on the Passage of Time

I love Lileks. Who else can write the "word" griswalded and have instant comprehension?

For those of you reading some Internet Archive in the vast, far-off future, who have no instant comprehension, let me elaborate.

Maynard on 11.29.04 @ 11:23 AM MST [more..] [1 Comment]


Saturday, November 27th

What's the Latin for 'klutz'?


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What's the Latin for 'klutz'?

Over the course of the past seven days, I've broken four dishes - 2 plates, 1 coffee mug, and one glass.

Jennifer says I'm not allowed in the kitchen anymore. I agree.
Maynard on 11.27.04 @ 08:30 AM MST [link] [No Comments]


Wednesday, November 24th

Fun With Automatons



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Fun With Automatons

And now, the management of MM.net presents my chat with the autorantic virtual moonbat, courtesy of the Commissar. Color coded for your convenience.

Maynard on 11.24.04 @ 02:11 PM MST [more..] [No Comments]


Grenade Jumpers



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Grenade Jumpers

When I said yesterday that "plenty of precedent" existed for recommending Sgt. Peralta for a Medal of Honor, I wasn't kidding. By searching the Center for Mililtary History site for the word "grenade", I found the following list of troops who did just that.

141 men, all who jumped on grenades in order to save their comrades. Peralta and Dunham are in good company.

Maynard on 11.24.04 @ 12:05 PM MST [more..] [No Comments]



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