11/04/2004 Entry: "Searchy Fun, October 2004"
Posted by Maynard @ 09:51 AM MST

Searchy Fun, October 2004

The top search results that led to MM.net, in the Top 10 and Most Interesting categories. Percentages may not add exactly due to rounding.

Top 10:

1. The Kel-Tec SU-16, 222 hits, 19.01% - I may have to buy one of these sooner rather than later, just to accomodate the traffic.
   
2. beer commercials, 134 hits, 11.47% - repeat winner, bumped by the SU-16 spike
   
3. laptop disassembly and stuff like that, 87 hits, 7.45% - another victim of the SU-16
   
4. matthew maynard, 63 hits, 5.39% - This is not the MSM you were looking for. We can go about our business. Move along.
   
5. Joseph Plumb Martin's A Narrative of a Revolutionary Soldier, 49 hits, 4.20% - Another spike in traffic, and at a historically appropriate moment
   
6. bullet trajectories, 42 hits, 3.60% -
   
7. tannerite, 25 hits, 2.14% - boom boom recipe for old, decaying pumpkins
   
8. Confederate Generals Longstreet and J.E.B. Stuart, 20 hits combined, 1.71% - a surprise entry for these qualified military leaders
   
9. knob creek machine gun shootout, 15 hits, 1.28% - the other thing to do with old pumpkins
   
10. "quantity has a quality all its own" and "fatherland movie", tied with 13 hits each, 1.11% - Commies and Nazis, a horrible combination
    

Most Interesting:

• jeremy gilby vs. john kerry - You up to something, Jeremy?
  
• al qaeda gilby s beheading - I think you are. I can provide cover, if you need.
  
• hahn beer commercials - wow, and all this time I thought it was referring to the violinist. It's not.
  
• hilary hahn left-handed - Is she? That would be interesting.
  
• carrie fisher pin up - Um, whoever went looking for this, go away.
  
• vasan kesavan - who, what, huh?
  
• the divinyls sound bytes - try {{link www.divinyls.com here}}.
  
• why don t muslims eat - they do, just not at night during Ramadan.
  
• best all-around rifle cartridge - the .30-06, of course!
  
• lunar eclipse effect deer hunting - I thought you couldn't hunt at night.
  

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