04/29/2004 Entry: "The other Spam Museum"
Posted by Maynard @ 10:46 AM MST

The other Spam Museum

Opinion Journal today has an article on the original SPAM museum.

No, I'm not interviewed. I'm so not related to the spam museum concept that as of this writing Google ranks me 53rd in the search for "spam museum". Anyone up for a Google bomb linking spam museum to my spam museum page?

How about some good old fashioned mockery, just for kicks, huh?

• "Your Confidence & Self-Esteem Will Soar for the New Year", from Fletcher Heller. Someone might want to check her calendar.
• "i tried, it worked testate linoleum" from Victoria Mullins. Testate: Having made a legally valid will before death. I didn't know linoleum could make a will.
• From Alyson Myers we get this wonderful message:

  I sent you an email 2 days ago and I want to confirm everything now.

  That's quite ambitious of you, wanting to confirm everything.

  Please read info below and let me know if you have any questions.

  The info below is a series of randomly selected letters & numbers. My only question to you is did you really think I would fall for this crap?

  We are accepting your mo rtgage application. If you have bad cr.edit, it is ok.

  By "cr" do you mean car? I actually have a fairly well running car, and I would appreciate you not mocking it. Besides, I'm not quite sure how to edit my car, unless you mean repair it.

  You can get $200,000 loa n for $350/month payment.

  On a 30 year mortgage of $200,000 at 0.000000000001% the monthly payments would be $521.25. You must be offering an amazing rate. Who's your lender, Vito Corleone?

  Appr oval process will take 1 minute. Just visit link below and fill short form.

  That's the fastest approval I've ever heard of. You guys are amazing! Sign me up!

  

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