04/02/2004 Entry: ""
Posted by Maynard @ 11:11 AM MST


Lookin' for Commies in all the wrong places
Here we are, the top 20 phrases submitted to search engines that led to MM.net in March.
- Variations on "hp laptop disassembly": 6.4%
Seems HP has some problems with their laptops. - Variations on "commercials": 5.7%
This includes one hit for "hahn and beer commercials", an interesting combination. Hilary Hahn, please page your agent. - Variations on "matthew maynard": 4.9%
I'm just bummed that HP scored higher than I did. - Variations on "quantity has a quality all its own": 4.8%
Stinkin' Commies! - Variations on "a narrative of a revolutionary soldier" or "Joseph Plumb Martin": 4.4%
Good book for an original source on the Revolution. - Variations on "personality quizzes", "personality test", or "homestar runner personality test": 3.5%
- Variations on "Gettysburg" or the participants in the battle: 3.4%
Can't wait for Last Full Measure to come out. - Variations on "twitterpated": 2.7%
See the definition of "smitten" - Variations on "tannerite": 2.2%
Mmmm, legal explosives - Variations on "worst jokes": 2.0%
- Variations on "most expensive telescope": 1.4%
- Variations on "knob creek shootout": 1.4%
- Variations on "Kim Philby": 1.3%
More Commies! Get the guns! - Variations on "my name is muerte!": 1.1%
- Variations on "wilbur the wildcat": 1.1%
The Commies took his guns! Time to rearm! - Variations on "Bible study templates": 1.1%
- Variations on "bullet trajectories": 1.0%
- Variations on "matt hancock": 0.9%
- Variations on "Fatherland" or the Characters in it: 0.8%
- Variations on "sanibel pictures": 0.7%
Share and enjoy. More next month.

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>> Variations on "matthew maynard": 4.9%
>> I'm just bummed that HP scored higher than I did.
Well, it ain't because I wasn't tryin', pal. ;)
- -MM2
Posted by Matt Maynard, Orange Park FL @ 04/05/2004 09:54 AM MST

There is TWO of 'dem!
Posted by Jeremy @ 04/06/2004 10:41 AM MST

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