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04/02/2004 Entry: "Lookin' for Commies in all the wrong places"
Posted by Maynard @ 11:11 AM MST

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Searchy Fun
Lookin' for Commies in all the wrong places

Here we are, the top 20 phrases submitted to search engines that led to MM.net in March.

  1. Variations on "hp laptop disassembly": 6.4%
    Seems HP has some problems with their laptops.
  2. Variations on "commercials": 5.7%
    This includes one hit for "hahn and beer commercials", an interesting combination. Hilary Hahn, please page your agent.
  3. Variations on "matthew maynard": 4.9%
    I'm just bummed that HP scored higher than I did.
  4. Variations on "quantity has a quality all its own": 4.8%
    Stinkin' Commies!
  5. Variations on "a narrative of a revolutionary soldier" or "Joseph Plumb Martin": 4.4%
    Good book for an original source on the Revolution.
  6. Variations on "personality quizzes", "personality test", or "homestar runner personality test": 3.5%
  7. Variations on "Gettysburg" or the participants in the battle: 3.4%
    Can't wait for Last Full Measure to come out.
  8. Variations on "twitterpated": 2.7%
    See the definition of "smitten"
  9. Variations on "tannerite": 2.2%
    Mmmm, legal explosives
  10. Variations on "worst jokes": 2.0%
  11. Variations on "most expensive telescope": 1.4%
  12. Variations on "knob creek shootout": 1.4%
  13. Variations on "Kim Philby": 1.3%
    More Commies! Get the guns!
  14. Variations on "my name is muerte!": 1.1%
  15. Variations on "wilbur the wildcat": 1.1%
    The Commies took his guns! Time to rearm!
  16. Variations on "Bible study templates": 1.1%
  17. Variations on "bullet trajectories": 1.0%
  18. Variations on "matt hancock": 0.9%
  19. Variations on "Fatherland" or the Characters in it: 0.8%
  20. Variations on "sanibel pictures": 0.7%
Share and enjoy. More next month.

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Replies: Comment on this post (2)

>> Variations on "matthew maynard": 4.9%
>> I'm just bummed that HP scored higher than I did.

Well, it ain't because I wasn't tryin', pal. ;)

- -MM2

Posted by Matt Maynard, Orange Park FL @ 04/05/2004 09:54 AM MST

There is TWO of 'dem!

Posted by Jeremy @ 04/06/2004 10:41 AM MST

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