03/08/2004 Entry: "Can't you feel the love?"
Posted by Maynard @ 09:38 AM MST

Can't you feel the love?

I was up at a friends house yesterday, along with several others. We all parked on the curb while we went off to play bomba-ball (baseball with a 4-square ball). After about an hour we returned to find the following "tickets" under our windshield wipers.

PARKING VIOLATION This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these categories. I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.). Also may the Fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. WITH MY COMPLIMENTS

This also came on the day when our pastor taught on the two arches on which hang the books of the law and the books of the prophets: 1) love God with everything you have, and 2) love your neighbor as yourself.

It's an interesting cause for self-examination, at any rate.

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