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02/04/2004 Entry: "A SPAM Sampling" Posted by Maynard @ 11:28 AM MST A SPAM Sampling Here, for your mockery, is a list of randomly generated subject lines from recent spam I have received. Nothin' dirty, so if you're looking for Janet Jackson, look elsewhere. "hardhat determinant daffodil" Say what? "hammerhead acclimate" I don't particularly want to acclimate to the environment of hammerheads. I want them to acclimate to the environment of my fishhook. "horatio rheumatism beak" Hornblower didn't hve rheumatism, but he did get seasick, which is kind of funny when you think about it. As far as a beak goes, only the birds have those. "enable gold aquatic give" Are they trying to get me to give gifts of gold underwater? Add A New Comment Name E-Mail (optional) Homepage (optional) Comments

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