02/02/2004 Entry: "Searchy Fun - Jan 2004"
Posted by Maynard @ 12:19 PM MST

Searchy Fun - Jan 2004

Blatantly stealing the idea from JG.com, here is the newest feature of MM.net, Searchy Fun: the top search strings used to find MatthewMaynard.net on various search engines around the world wide web.

1. clips from 2004 super bowl halftime show, 3 hits
   super bowl commercials, 3 hits
   best super bowl commercials, 3 hits
   best super bowl commercials ever, 2 hits
   best ever super bowl commercials, 1 hit
   best super bowl commercials 2004, 1 hit
   best super bowl commercial of the year, 1 hit
   best commercials ever, 1 hit
   super bowl halftime clips, 1 hit
   the best super bowl commercials ever, 1 hit
   Apparently, this is more important than the actual game.

2. laptop disassembly 2 hits
   hp pavilion disassembly 1 hit
   hp pavilion laptop disassembly pictures 1 hit
   disassembly of laptop 1 hit
   Yeah, I did it once upon a time. I don't recommend it for non-engineers.

3. gettysburg day 3, 2 hits
   AKA the death of the frontal assault against artillery supported positions.

4. taxman cometh 1 hit
   Its W-2 season, isn't it? That special time of year when the government makes your employer fill out a tax form to remind you just how much they withheld from you last year, so that you have enough information to fill out another tax form.

   Can you tell I don't like taxes?

5. quantity has a quality all its own, 1 hit
   A quote from Lenin, but he forgot to note that quality + quantity + training = the best of all when it comes to the military.

6. matthew maynard, 1 hit
   Apparently I'm less interesting than Gettysburg and the Super Bowl. Big surprise.

7. don't go into medicine, 1 hit
   Don't tell my roomate.

8. expensive telescope, 1 hit
   $16k+ for a what?

9. maynard nibiru, 1 hit
   NOT related.

10. it was nobody's job that anybody could have done, 1 hit
    But nobody did it. Must have been an government thing.

11. why we shouldn't have dropped the atomic bomb, 1 hit
    But we did and we should have.

12. kim philby, 1 hit
    Definitely makes the list for the top 20 worst enemies of Democratic Republics in the Cold War. Also on the list of the worst authors of the Cold War.

13. knob creek 2003, 1 hit
    Fun, but they charge for admission and rounds. Better if you get a friend with an FFL.

14. disgusting halftime show for super bowl 2004, 1 hit
    Apparently, it was. No commentary can be found here though, I didn't see it. I was driving back from Colorado (more later). From what I've heard though, I won't be seeing it at any rate.

15. super bowl sermon, 1 hit
    I want to watch the Super Bowl!
    I want to watch the TV preacher!
    Let's do both!
    Since the Super Bowl probably causes more people to miss church than any other sporting event, you might think that combining the two would increase attendance. But the networks would only go for it if they could work commercials in.

    

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