11/30/2003 Entry: "Maynard's quick driving lessons"
Posted by Maynard @ 07:47 PM MST

Maynard's quick driving lessons

Repeat after me:

1. Drive in the right lane, pass in the left lane.
   
2. That stick protruding from the steering column makes noise when you move it for a reason. That noise does not mean the car is broken, it means you are intending to change lanes. Therefore, use it, don't abuse it.
   
3. Do not crawl past a driver when passing them. Put your foot down, pass, then go back to the right lane.
   
4. High beams are not to be used for regular illumination of the road in front of you. If you tailgate me with your high beams on, I will get seriously pissed.
   

If you were wondering what instigated this post, I went back to Mesa for a weekend with the family, which entails driving for about 90 minutes along I-10 in Arizona, home of the worst drivers in the world.

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You know, these instructions are so simple. You wouldn't think it would be so difficult to find drivers who actually follow them, yet somehow it is.

Posted by Kim @ 12/01/2003 04:42 AM MST

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