11/22/2003 Entry: "Mixing Movies"
Posted by Maynard @ 09:53 PM MST

Mixing Movies

Let's remember, for a moment, the beer commercial where two guys are arguing over what sports to watch. "Golf!" "Football!" "Let's watch both!" they exclaim, as they slam the beer against the TV and it magically changes the show.

Now let's do that with movies.

Office Space + Fellowship of the Ring = Office Ring
Frodo: You see, whenever I have this ring, everything goes from bad to worse, no matter what. So if on any given day, I have the ring, that is the worst day of my life.
Counselor: Wow that's messed up.

Fellowship of the Ring + The Matrix:
Elrond: Welcome to Rivendel, Mr. Baggins.

An oldie from the leader of the MM.net peanut gallery (Jeremy Gilby): Highlander + Star Wars ep. 4
Sean Connery, as Obi-Wan Kenobi: You're too late Vader! I've prepared him for you!

Others, anyone? Come on, this is an open forum!

Replies: (3)

Highlander, Star Wars, and the Untouchables:
Obi Wan Kenobi: "If he pulls out a blaster, you pull out a light sabre. If he takes off your hand, you take off his head. Its the Jedi way."

Posted by Jeremy @ 11/24/2003 08:20 AM MST

Dirty Harry, and Casablanca:
"Do you feel lucky, punk. I'm gonna get ya, when you are least expecting it, maybe not today, and maybe not tomorrow, but MAYBE Tommorow!"

Posted by Jeremy @ 11/24/2003 08:22 AM MST

Found on /.: Monty Python's Holy Grail + FOTR:

Gandalf: "You shall not pass! Until you answer me these questions three, what is your name?"
Balrog: "I am a demon of the old gods, the balrog."
Gandalf: "What is your quest?"
Balrog: "I seek to crush your fellowship and burn them.
Gandalf: "What is your favorite color?"
Balrog: "Flame orange! No, blue - AAAEEEIIIII!!!!!!"

Posted by Maynard @ 11/26/2003 11:34 AM MST

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