09/24/2003 Entry: ""
Posted by Maynard @ 11:14 AM MST
A US Army Soldier meets an Iraqi Soldier...
A squad of Infantrymen drove up the highway between Basra and Baghdad. They came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby on the opposite side of the road was an American soldier in a similar state, but he was alert. As first aid was given to both soldiers, they asked what had happened.
The American soldier responded, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway. Coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier".
"What happened then?" the medic asked.
"I told him Saddam Hussein was a miserable piece of $#!7, and then the Iraqi told me that Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy, and Bill Clinton were miserable pieces of $#!7.
"We were shaking hands when the truck hit us."
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Yes, comparing Hussein to US Senators. Nice spin. Here is ow that joke originally went.
A squad of Infantrymen drove up the highway between Basra and Baghdad. They came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby on the opposite side of the road was an American soldier in a similar state, but he was alert. As first aid was given to both soldiers, they asked what had happened.
The American soldier responded, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway. Coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier".
"What happened then?" the medic asked.
"I told him Saddam Hussein was a miserable piece of sh*t, and then the Iraqi told me that George Bush was a piece of sh*t
"We were shaking hands when the truck hit us."
Posted by Kerry04Life @ 03/26/2004 10:59 AM MST
Jokes have to have a basis in reality to be funny, Kerry04Life.
Since the reality is that most of the troops in the military actually like George Bush (either or both of them), your misquotation of the joke isn't really funny at all. Please try and bring some originality to the site, since I much prefer that to bland recitations of the Democrat party line.
You can't make your man a saint on the sins of someone else. He has to have some value in his positions to be worth voting for. Hating the other guy as much as you do does not constitute a platform.
Posted by Maynard @ 03/26/2004 01:49 PM MST
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