12/15/2002 Entry: "Announcing my Spam Museum"
Posted by Maynard @ 11:19 PM MST

Announcing my Spam Museum

Hormel has their own museum for SPAM and I've been buried in e-mail SPAM lately. I thought it might be fun to open my own museum of it, highlighting, for you entertainment, the worst of all possible junk e-mail worlds. This will become a semi-regular posting topic, but reader beware: I get the worst crap in my inbox.

First up, is a message from Haley Dukes, whose subject line reads:

Yes, you read that correctly. She offers preapproved grants from $10k all the way to a whopping $5 million dollars. Funny though, she (?) offers them on behalf of the US Government without checking (I hope) my financial background.

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Next is Vicky, whose subject is "Where is Iraq?" Well, as a friend of mine would say, If it was up your butt you'd know.

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Next is War Surveys, with "Eye on on Iraq!", but apparently the other eye is not on the english grammar book.

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may05@hotmail.com says "Matt, Conpinsation". Eye hoep iht iss conpinsation four hher poer spileeng.

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dudeguy@SnowboardPunk.com says "Matt, Chicken Kiev ..." (ellipses replacing a really bad proposition). I really don't want that recipe.

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And finally, Sally Summers offers "Free Martha Stewart Cookie Decorating", which turned out to be an offer for something actually related to Martha Stewart (not ImClone stock). Maybe I should forward this to dudeguy@SnowboardPunk.com so he can improve his recipes.

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