Reviewing the news
- Aircraft crashes after crocodile on board escapes and sparks panic – I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE MOTHERF$CK!N
SNAKESALLIGATORS ON THIS MOTHERF$CK!N PLANE! Doesn’t have the same ring, does it? - Dallas Exhibit Gives Look at Bush Archives – includes this rubbing-it-in graph: “A new exhibit will give the public its first glimpse into the archives of former President George W. Bush, including the bullhorn Bush used when he visited ground zero days after Sept. 11 and the pistol taken from Saddam Hussein when he was captured.“
- Rent Is Too Damn High Candidate Doesn’t Pay Rent – Of course not, it’s TOO DAMN HIGH! At least he is giving maintenance work in exchange for living space. Both he and the landlord are probably getting a better deal out of it than if they dealt in paper dollars.
- Water on the Moon: a Billion Gallons – what’s next, a penal colony
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