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New Toy for Blackfive

June 7th, 2006 No comments

This is just too cool.

Elite special forces troops being dropped behind enemy lines on covert missions are to ditch their traditional parachutes in favour of strap-on stealth wings.

The lightweight carbon fibre mono-wings will allow them to jump from high altitudes and then glide 120 miles or more before landing – making them almost impossible to spot, as their aircraft can avoid flying anywhere near the target.

“Who are you?”
“I’m Batman!”

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Anagrams of the Left

June 7th, 2006 No comments

“Worst President Ever” displayed in a clothing store window.

Now, I’m all in favor of people expressing their views, but that doesn’t mean they can stand by and not be criticized for it. And you might as well have fun while you’re at it.

Let’s see…
I don’t pervert W seers
I see W perverts tornd
reverend priest tows
Tod sews repent river
were-rove spits rentd

There’s a ROVE plot in there somewhere…

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Janet Stamps Again

June 7th, 2006 No comments

She wants to reserve the right to seize your guns in an emergency.
Now she wants to reserve the right to seize your house.
What else does she reserve the right to seize without cause?

Someone send this “governor” a copy of the fourth and fifth amendments:

(4) The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
(5) No person shall be … deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

If she’s reelected I will hang my head in shame.

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